Hilarious Tweets About The Daily Struggles of a Father
These tweets from James Breakwell, who goes by the username @XplodingUnicorn on twitter give us an insight about how parenting feels like with his day to day experiences with his kids. Is he the coolest dad on the internet? Decide for yourself.
7-year-old: How come you and Mom aren't going on a date tonight?— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 14 February 2018
Me: That's how you get more sisters.
3-year-old: *hugs me out of nowhere* I love you, Dad.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 13 February 2018
Me: You can't have any of my candy bar.
3: I love Mom.
5-year-old: I can't find my book. It's lost forever.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 17 February 2018
Me: It's right there.
5: I knew I'd find it.
5-year-old: Thank you for buying cheesecake.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 16 February 2018
Me: It's just regular cake.
5: Thank you for going back to the store to buy cheesecake.
5-year-old: I'm wearing my special socks.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 16 February 2018
Me: What makes them special?
5: I'm wearing them.
Me: Keep your hands to yourself.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 15 February 2018
5-year-old: I have to. They're attached to me.
3-year-old: *standing on the couch* It's my boat.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 13 February 2018
Me: Let me come aboard.
3: No whales allowed.
7-year-old: The Olympics are still on?!— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 12 February 2018
Me: They last for days.
7: I thought athletes were fast.
Me: Don't do that.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 11 February 2018
3-year-old: You're not my mom.
3-year-old: *pretends to mop the floor*— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 11 February 2018
Me: What happens if I walk on it?
3: I'll mop your head off.
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