puns to make your day (part 2)
What do you call a line of rabbits moving backwards?
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 3 November 2017
A receding hare line
Literally!
Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 2 November 2017
Because he couldn't concentrate
Well.
What did the elevator say to the other elevator?
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 2 November 2017
I think I'm coming down with something.
I can't EXCEL without it!
Someone has stolen my Microsoft office.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 1 November 2017
But I will find them.
You have my Word.
Yeah!
What's Mozart up to these days?
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 1 November 2017
Decomposing
Sad
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 1 November 2017
Because he had no body to go with.
Good.
What room cant a skeleton enter?
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 1 November 2017
The living room
XD
Why was the skeleton scared to ask the girl out? He didn't have the guts to do it
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 1 November 2017
One more!
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 1 November 2017
They're good at keeping things under wraps
Well.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift?
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 1 November 2017
She had bad blood.
Epic!
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 1 November 2017
I Scream.
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