Epic sarcastic one liner tweets (part 2)
Yup!
Never gonna be a millionaire! -_-
Exactly!
Oops!
-_-
Every time!
Slow Claps!
Selfish you!
Height of being optimistic! XD
Truth!
Any hand held object is a potential weapon for mom.— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 8 January 2017
Never gonna be a millionaire! -_-
I came in this world to become a millionaire and eat lots of food.— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 5 January 2017
Till now I have only eaten lots of food.
Exactly!
If steroids are illegal for athletes then Photoshop should be illegal for models.— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 2 January 2017
Oops!
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 30 December 2016
-_-
Dear Youtube,— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 19 December 2016
Stop showing me the Dubai tourism ads.
I am broke af and I can't even afford to go to the local mall.
Every time!
Sometimes I make plans to study and then go to sleep and eventually never fulfill the plans.— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 12 December 2016
Slow Claps!
I don't like to brag but I finished my 8 hours strict study schedule in 10 minutes.— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 5 December 2016
Selfish you!
The elevator has so many ups and downs in his life only because of you.— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 27 November 2016
Do you think about that?
No! You only think about yourself!
Height of being optimistic! XD
The positive side of the air pollution is that you won't have to use smoke filter anymore while taking selfies.— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 6 November 2016
Truth!
Not everyone in your friend list has a cool DP because not everyone has a friend with a DSLR.— Sarcasm (@sarcastic_us) 19 October 2016
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