THESE SARCASTIC ONE LINERS WILL GIVE COMEDY SCRIPT WRITERS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY! (PART 21)

• Most women say that they are equal to men. Well I have never seen a woman working topless on a building site.

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• Why is sleeping considered lazy, while going to bed early isn’t?

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• So many people think they'll survive the zombie apocalypse and  they can't even avoid the common cold.

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• In childhood, we are told that jokes about genital areas are adult content, but once we become adults, these jokes are considered "childish".

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• Sitting down and playing video games is considered unhealthy but sitting down and reading a book is not.

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• What is the difference between a flying pig and a politician? The letter F.

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• 9 in 10 people think they are the one in 1 in 10 people.

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• A funeral is basically a certificate of participation in life.

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• Maybe the reason there’s still no robot uprising because they couldn’t get past the captcha.

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• Wish I could reply ‘Why are you so loud and talkative’ to everyone who asks me 'Why are you so quiet’, but it’s considered rude.

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via @SarcasmMother

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