THESE SARCASTIC ONE LINERS WILL GIVE COMEDY SCRIPT WRITERS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY! (PART 20)
- A baby is cooked at 98.6 degrees for 9 months.
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- Books are nothing but dead trees with tattoos.
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- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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- USB sounds like the backup plan for USA.
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- If you have a new year's resolution you're probably going to fail. If you cared that much you'd be doing it already.
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- I find insults are easier to take than compliments because I don’t have to question the motives behind them.
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- Removing headphone jack shakes the world. Removing millions of people from their homes in middle east does not.
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- If you received a blood donation from the Queen of England, would that put you in line for the throne?
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- Poop is the most shittiest example of palindrome.
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- I still feel like I'm lying when I tell a site I'm over 18 even though I'm over 18.
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