THESE SARCASTIC ONE LINERS WILL GIVE COMEDY SCRIPT WRITERS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY! (PART 23)
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- “Jail” and “Prison” are synonyms, but “Jailer” and “Prisoner” are antonyms.
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- A bullet does its job after it gets fired.
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- The reason you wake up after dying in a dream is because your brain doesnt know what happens after death.
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- I never said “fuck off” that much, until YouTube introduced pre-video advertisements.
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- Saying “um” is the human equivalent to buffering.
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- Most dogs will probably live their life thinking that their human master is immortal.
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- The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.
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- Cannibalism has the potential to solve both of the world’s hunger and overpopulation problem.
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- The symbol “3” should really represent the value of four, because it looks like half of “8”.
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