THESE SARCASTIC ONE LINERS WILL GIVE COMEDY SCRIPT WRITERS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY! (PART 24)
- A package sent by car is a shipment, but a package sent by ship is cargo.
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- February 22nd of 2022 will fall on a Tuesday and henceforth should be forever known as “Two’s-Day”.
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- Now that I'm an adult, I don't get bored anymore. Just depressed.
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- The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
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- If you go to jail for not paying taxes, you are serving a punishment for not paying taxes by not paying taxes.
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- If you wear a shirt inside-out, the whole universe is wearing the shirt except you.
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- A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt.
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- If the internet just stopped working forever one day, the T-Rex game on Google Chrome would be the biggest thing ever.
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- I once thought I had a Japanese friend.
But it was just my imagine Asian
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- My girlfriend is a huge Harry Potter fan. She always wears an invisibility cloak.
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via @SarcasmMother
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