These sarcastic tweets will make your day!

Always!

Studying is my drug.

But thank god I say no to drugs.

— Sarcasm Society (@Sarcasm_So) 1 March 2017

Sad!

It's a sad day today, my ex got ran over by a bus.

Also, I lost my job as a bus driver.

— Sarcasm Society (@Sarcasm_So) 7 October 2017

-_-

A big Shoutout to my high school teacher who said I'd reach nowhere in Life.

You were right.

— Sarcasm Society (@Sarcasm_So) 5 September 2017

Yeah!

When a girl doesn't reply to your text, don't feel bad.

You just made her speechless.

— Sarcasm Society (@Sarcasm_So) 15 August 2017

Seriously!

Death is more productive than most people I've worked with.

— Sarcasm Society (@Sarcasm_So) 9 August 2017

Yes please!

I've an exam tomorrow.

Suggest some good movies.

— Sarcasm Society (@Sarcasm_So) 16 July 2017

Precisely!

Everything is a boomerang if you throw it straight up.

— Sarcasm Society (@Sarcasm_So) 29 June 2017

Yes!

Life is too short. Never pass up the opportunity to make someone smile, or to tell someone how stupid they're.

— Sarcasm Society (@Sarcasm_So) 26 June 2017

Smart!

Professor : Wake that guy up sleeping right next to you.

Student : You wake him up, you put him to sleep.

— Sarcasm Society (@Sarcasm_So) 18 June 2017

That was unexpected! XD

Almost had a threesome yesterday.

Just needed 2 more people.

— Sarcasm Society (@Sarcasm_So) 15 April 2017