Puns to make your day!

Me too!

I hate spheres.

They're so pointless.

— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 23 October 2017

Yeah!

Did you hear about the houses falling in love ?

It was a lawn-distance relationship.

— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 20 October 2017

Oh thanks!

Just a friendly reminder to stay away from trees when it's sunny

They're really shady

— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 20 October 2017

Well.

Why aren't koalas classified as bears?

Because they don't have the right koalafications

— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 19 October 2017

Poor man!

An old man threw out his hip

What a waist

— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 19 October 2017

Technically!

You want to know what sucks?

Vacuums

— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 19 October 2017

Went a bit early!

I went outside this morning to look at the sunrise but couldn't find it...then it dawned on me

— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 18 October 2017

Nope!

Know any jokes about Sodium?

Na.

— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 18 October 2017

Same for studying also!

How often do I make chemistry jokes?

Periodically.

— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 17 October 2017

Happy date!

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out.

I was like OMg

— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) 16 October 2017

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