Erotic tales with a twist!

No offence Windows users!

'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 7 September 2015

Well.

'It's huge!' she drooled as she stroked his massive erection.
'I know!' he said, 'I didn't think I had enough Lego to make the Eiffel Tower'

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 29 May 2016

XD

"I'm all yours!" she cried. "You can do things with me that you'd never dare do with any other woman!"
"OK,"' he said, and made eye contact.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 8 October 2017

Oops!

'You're mine!' he cried, staring menacingly, then grinning manically, then frowning angrily . . but his iPhone X still didn't recognise him.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 13 September 2017

Anyone?

'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!!'
'All right,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 1 September 2017

XD

'Do you prefer going on top or underneath?' he asked, with a glint in his eye.
'It's up to you,' she replied. 'It's your bunk bed.'

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 30 August 2017

280 now thankfully!

'It's just so long!' she cried. 'I don't think it will fit!'
'I'm sorry,' he said. 'It isn't easy saying what you want in 140 characters.'

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 26 August 2017

Ouch!

'Go on! Hurt me!' she begged, leaning over his desk.
'OK,' he said. 'You've got fat ankles and you're terrible at quadratic equations.'

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 16 August 2017

Kim Jong Un must be laughing his ass off!

Donald Trump role play night was disappointing.
He promised fire and fury but in the end he couldn't reach her button with his tiny fingers.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 11 August 2017

Oh No!

'I'm your slave tonight' she whispered sensually. 'I'll do whatever you want!'
'OK' he said, 'Can you sort my Lego while I watch Star Trek?'

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 11 August 2017

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