THESE SARCASTIC ONE LINERS WILL GIVE COMEDY SCRIPT WRITERS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY! (PART 8)
- Every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day, but every year you pass your death day and have no clue.
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- Pregnancy is like a group project where one person gets stuck with all the work.
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- Cells divide to multiply.
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- Being born poor is like starting the game on hard mode. Being born rich is like playing easy with tutorial enabled.
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- What if your dog just walked up to you one day and said “nobody will ever believe you” and then never spoke again.
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- No one deals with rejection more than Internet Explorer requesting to be your default browser.
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- The only thing I am serious about in my life is making sure that I wear the right earphone on right ear and left one on my left.
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- I hate it when kids scream in public! You have no REAL problems. It should be me screaming!
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- To get a loan, you need to prove that you don’t need a loan.
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- Japan during WWII: what're your super powers again?
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via @SarcasmMother
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