THESE SARCASTIC ONE LINERS WILL GIVE COMEDY SCRIPT WRITERS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY! (PART 11)
- All milk is breast milk.
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- Anxiety is actually your brain coming up with Fake News.
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- Attractive doctors and nurses probably never get accurate pulse readings from their patients.
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- At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
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- We dream of making Mars more like Earth, while we continue to make Earth more like Mars.
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- Frames per second is just resolution for the 4th dimension.
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- In order to be popular on Instagram, normal people have to appear like celebrities, and celebrities have to appear like normal people.
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- An illegal immigrant has never taken or stolen anyone’s job. Those jobs are given to them by your fellow countrymen.
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- There's a parallel universe where fictional characters are real & real people are fictional & your favorite character runs a blog about you.
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- If you get a bigger bed, you have more bed room but lesser bedroom.
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via @SarcasmMother
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