THESE SARCASTIC ONE LINERS WILL GIVE COMEDY SCRIPT WRITERS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY! (PART 16)

• The creator of photoshop could have had a lot of fun if he did not tell anyone.

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• If Donald Trump gets shot, his bodyguard will say, “Donald Duck!”.

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• Nobody has ever been in an empty room.

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• Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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• Serotonin, dopamine and endorphins are technically the only things you enjoy.

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• When you’re sick you realize how much you take health for granted, but the second you’re healthy again you think nothing of it.

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• Only famous people get assassinated, everyone else gets murdered.

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• The real walk of shame is when you take all the cups and plates in your room to the kitchen.

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• Slavery was never abolished, it was only extended to include all the colors.

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• There are way more galaxies in the universe than there ever will be human beings on the Earth and you think you are significant and matter.

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via @SarcasmMother

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