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THESE SARCASTIC ONE LINERS WILL GIVE COMEDY SCRIPT WRITERS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY! (PART 5)

  • When you’re drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too.
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  • My daydreams basically just consist of what would happen if I was a confident version of myself.
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  • Boomerang is like a frisbee for someone who has no friends.
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  • The meaning of life is to keep yourself busy with unnecessary shit and eventually you'll be dead forever.
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  • Every show is a mystery show if you start in season 2.
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  • Maybe grandparents pretend to be bad with technology so that they have an excuse to spend time with us.
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  • Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.
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  • Life is just collecting people to come to your funeral.
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  • Pizza smells better when it’s not your pizza.
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  • We live in an age where we have to prove to machines that we are not machines.
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via @SarcasmMother

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