THESE SARCASTIC ONE LINERS WILL GIVE COMEDY SCRIPT WRITERS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY! (PART 5)
- When you’re drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too.
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- My daydreams basically just consist of what would happen if I was a confident version of myself.
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- Boomerang is like a frisbee for someone who has no friends.
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- The meaning of life is to keep yourself busy with unnecessary shit and eventually you'll be dead forever.
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- Every show is a mystery show if you start in season 2.
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- Maybe grandparents pretend to be bad with technology so that they have an excuse to spend time with us.
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- Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.
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- Life is just collecting people to come to your funeral.
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- Pizza smells better when it’s not your pizza.
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- We live in an age where we have to prove to machines that we are not machines.
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