THESE SARCASTIC ONE LINERS WILL GIVE COMEDY SCRIPT WRITERS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY! (PART 14)
- If abortion is murder then condom is kidnapping.
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- Donald Trump's tweets are going to be important historical texts.
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- Every morning millions of people literally race to a place where they don’t want to be.
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- Lemonade has artificial flavor while my dish soap contains real lemon juice.
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- Every photo is HD until it’s a photo of bigfoot, a UFO, the Loch Ness monster.
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- Only in mathematics can a problem have infinite solutions and yet somehow I still end up with a wrong answer.
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- When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.
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- If Russia is “the Motherland” and Germany is “the Fatherland,” then WW2 was one of the worst divorces in history.
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- If humans go extinct, literally no one will care.
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- Would you be imprisoned for refusing to leave prison?
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via @SarcasmMother
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