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THESE SARCASTIC ONE LINERS WILL GIVE COMEDY SCRIPT WRITERS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY! (part 2)

  • I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say “Thanks for coming”.
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  • If your parachute doesn’t deploy you have the rest of your life to fix it.
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  • In the UK you need a TV licence to watch TV or you could end up in prison where you get to watch TV all day without paying for a licence.
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  • Brain surgery is just a bunch of brains trying to help another brain out.
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  • I’m not anti-social, I’m pro-solitude.
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  • The best part about being a procrastinator is you always have something to do. Tomorrow.
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  • Your great great grandchildren will probably do a history project on your social media posts.
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  • When I was a kid, I couldn’t swear because adults were around. As an adult, I cant swear because kids are around.
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  • A résumé is just a fancy version of a “Will work for food” sign.
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  • You have been trained from birth to be a slave just to generate a currency which has no real value.
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via @SarcasmMother

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