THESE SARCASTIC ONE LINERS WILL GIVE COMEDY SCRIPT WRITERS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY! (PART 6)

• The worst part about growing up is realising how fucked up the world and everyone is.

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• Everything we do in life is to distract ourselves from the fact that we are going to be eventually dead forever.

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• The worst part about realizing how lonely you are is when you realize you have no one to tell how lonely you are.

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• If you eat a cannibal, the number of cannibals in the world stays the same.

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• Parents are the opposite of fake friends. They have your back when you aren’t there, but talk shit about you to your face.

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• It would be cool if after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

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• Please motivate fat people to stay fat because soon we'll need an alternative once we run out of coal.

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• It’s pretty ironic that the internet was created to save time.

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• You do not have to attend every argument you are invited to.

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• If WW3 starts and they want to draft one male from each household you better believe I’m using the “Don’t assume my gender line”.

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via @SarcasmMother

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