THESE SARCASTIC ONE LINERS WILL GIVE COMEDY SCRIPT WRITERS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY! (PART 15)
- I remember the time when the weather was the least trusted part of the news.
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- Cactuses are the most antisocial plant, they grow in the middle of the desert and still like, “Don’t fucking come near me!”
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- The USA is looking pretty bad...
Its time for USB.
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- First time a Politician did what he promised and the whole world went crazy.
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- Why is that in every funeral they talk good about the deceased guy? Why can't we just say he was a fucking asshole and its good he's dead.
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- Imagine you are watching Trump at the WWE Wrestlemania in 2006 before you went into coma. Then you woke up in Jan 2017.
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- There is nothing in life I’ve practised more than falling asleep and waking up, and I still suck at both.
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- Suicide is for kids, real Men do engineering.
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- Your bed is pretty much just a charger for your body.
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- We have only one birthday, and the rest are just anniversaries.
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