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THESE SARCASTIC ONE LINERS WILL GIVE COMEDY SCRIPT WRITERS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY! (PART 3)

  • Working is just selling away your life for money.
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  • Toothpaste never runs out. Your will to squeeze it out of the tube does.
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  • If the Titanic had reached New York, it would have been just another ship.
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  • We dream of making Mars more like Earth, while we continue to make Earth more like Mars.
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  • Telling depressed people just be happy is like telling people with Alzheimer that they just need to stop forgetting.
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  • To not judge a book by its cover is to deprive the cover designer of the satisfaction of people appreciating his hard work.
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  • We used to read things on scrolls. Now we scroll to read things.
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  • Prison is actually a free hotel where you just pay with your freedom.
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  • The quickest way to knowledge is not asking questions, but publishing your understanding online and waiting for angry people to correct you.
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  • Maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it will leave me too.
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via @SarcasmMother

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