THESE SARCASTIC ONE LINERS WILL GIVE COMEDY SCRIPT WRITERS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY! (PART 17)

• No matter how hard you try, you can never describe what a color looks like.

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• Whoever said “High school is the best time of your life.” must’ve had a pretty Shitty life.

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• You think YOU'VE got problems? Yeah. You do.

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• You know what’s more fun than traveling with small children? Literally anything.

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• As a kid, You loved zoos because you loved animals. As an adult, you hate zoos because you love animals. (this was tough so crack is-animals=humans in 2nd line)

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• Your crush poops everyday.

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• Most of the contacts still saved in my phone would think it was weird if I called them at this point.

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• If you break a pencil, you now have two pencils. If you break a human, you have zero humans. Pencils > Humans

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• Everything happens for no reason.

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• Life starts getting harder around the same age people stop caring what your favourite color is.

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via @SarcasmMother

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