THESE PUNS WILL SURELY MAKE YOUR DAY! (PART 6)

1. I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language.

I don’t know why.

2. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

3. Server: "Sorry about your wait."

Me: "Are you saying I’m fat?”

4. Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift?

She had bad blood.

5. Mom: "How do I look?"

Dad: "With your eyes."

6. What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

"You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees."

7. What type of shoes do spies wear?

Sneakers.

8. What do u call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dinosnore.

9. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down!

10. Mountains arent just funny, they are hill-areas!