THESE PUNS WILL SURELY MAKE YOUR DAY! (PART 4)
1. "Hey dad I'm going to take a shower."
Okay put it back when you're done.
2. How did harry potter get down the hill?
Walking.
No, JK, Rowling.
3. I'm going to stand outside.
Okay put it back when you're done.
2. How did harry potter get down the hill?
Walking.
No, JK, Rowling.
3. I'm going to stand outside.
So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
4. What happened when the italian chef died.
4. What happened when the italian chef died.
He pasta way.
5. Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
5. Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it just becomes a soap opera.
6. What do you call a wizard who's running late for the Hogwarts Express?
6. What do you call a wizard who's running late for the Hogwarts Express?
Hurry Potter.
7. What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?
7. What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?
Mitosis.
8. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
9. I'm reading a book on the history of glue.
8. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
9. I'm reading a book on the history of glue.
I can't put it down.
10. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
10. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
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