THESE PUNS WILL SURELY MAKE YOUR DAY! (PART 5)

1. Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

2. What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

3. Why was the cat disqualified from the race?

Because it was a cheetah.

4. What type of food is good for your feet?

Shoe-shi.

5. "Doctor, I've broken my arm in several places"

Doctor: "Well don't go to those places."

6. Sleeping comes naturally to me.

I can do it with my eyes closed.

7. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

8. A photon enters a hotel.

Porter: 'Need any help with your luggage?'

Photon: 'No thanks, I'm travelling light!'

9. Last night it was raining cats and dogs,

I stepped in a poodle.

10. I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.


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