These puns will surely make your day! (part 3)
1. Why are Apple stores always so dark?
Because they don't have Windows!
2. What's the best thing about Switzerland?
2. What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know but the flag is a big plus.
3. Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?
3. Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
4. What do you call an Alien with no eyes?
4. What do you call an Alien with no eyes?
Alen.
5. Why can't a dinosaur clap?
5. Why can't a dinosaur clap?
Cause its dead.
6. What did the one ocean say to the other?
6. What did the one ocean say to the other?
Nice to sea you.
7. What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
7. What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
Bison.
8. What do you call the security guard of a Samsung store?
8. What do you call the security guard of a Samsung store?
Guardian of the galaxy.
9. What did the sun say to the moon while leaning in for a kiss?
9. What did the sun say to the moon while leaning in for a kiss?
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