These puns will surely make your day! (part 2)

1. How do you make a strawberry shake?

Put it in the freezer until it shivers.

2. Why was the bookshelf so confident?

He had high shelf-esteem.

3. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

4. What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell.

5. What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

6. I once knew twins who were exactly alike except one was missing an eye.

They were dentical twins.

7. My son said to me, what rhymes with orange?

I said no it doesn't.

8. Dad: Why do birds fly south?

Son: Because it's winter?
     
Dad: Nope. Its too far to walk.

9. I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.Then it hit me.

10. What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet!

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