These puns will surely make your day!
1. So I came home from work to find that someone broke into my house.
Seemed the only thing taken were my lightbulbs.
I was delighted.
2. If a child refuses to take a nap, is he resisting a rest?
3. What does a house wear?
Because he had a vowel movement.
6. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
7. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
8. Wanna talk about Sodium?
Na
Nitric Oxide?
NO
Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine?
OMG PISS OFF
...Potassium?
K
9. Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted.
10. I always wanted to be a mirror salesman.
Seemed the only thing taken were my lightbulbs.
I was delighted.
2. If a child refuses to take a nap, is he resisting a rest?
3. What does a house wear?
A dress.
4. “Dad, I'm hungry.”
“Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.”
5. Why did the “A” go to the bathroom and come out as an “E?”
Because he had a vowel movement.
Nobody knows.
A nervous wreck.
Na
Nitric Oxide?
NO
Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine?
OMG PISS OFF
...Potassium?
K
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